The Playing Field
This is where you play sports...or just watch...
Gym Owner: “That guy has horns!”
Angel: “Steroids, not good for you!” -Angel
"My idea of a superbowl is a toilet that cleans itself." Maxine
"I hate baseball, and slow games make eternity seem so much longer." Janette Forever Knight
"When I hear the word 'play', I immidiately think football." Schanke Forever Knight
"Football, the systematic violation of the Geneva Convention made into a sport." Veronica Veronica Mars
"So you're not good at sports, it's a very small part of life." Marge The Simpsons
"The road to the Superbowl is long and pointless." TV Announcer The Simpsons
"If The Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should play girl's sports." Homer The Simpsons
"MMMM, open faced club sandwedge." Homer The Simpsons
"If you take up a sport, take up horse shoes, where you don't have to be perfect." Potter M*A*S*H
"You consider big time college basketball an extra curricular activity? Are you serious?" Cassidy Law and Order: Special Victims Unit
"Dodge ball, haven't they outlawed this barbaric practice?" Munch Law and Order: Special Victims Unit
"Football, the systematic violation of the Geneva Convention made into a sport." Veronica Veronica Mars
"According to this, you aren't due to arrive here until the next time the Yankees win the Penant. That's nearly a century from now." The Devil The Simpsons
Your not gonna watch some icky sports thingy are you?" Lucy Coe Port Charles
"Teamwork is overrated, I mean, what team we Babe Ruth on?" Bart
"We don't want to play dodge ball, it hurts." Kyle South Park
"Football is like making love to a really beautiful woman. You can't always score, but when you do, it makes it all worth while." Chef South Park
"We treat star athletes better because they're better." Mr. Garrison South Park
"Team sports will keep you away from temptations like rock music and girls." Flanders The Simpsons
"What I don't want to see is the Bills winning a Super bowl, as long as I'm alive, that never happens." Cigarette Smoking Man The X-Files
"This is America, everyone has a God given right to play football." Jimmy The Lone Gunmen
"Go back to the golf course and work on you putz." Dark Helmet Space Balls
"I only follow sports that are done to music." Veronica Veronica Mars
"What civilized person would play a game with the skin of an innocent pig." Lisa The Simpsons
"When youparticipate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose, it's how drunk you get." Homer The Simpsons
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My Teams
The Curse of the Bambino
Yankee Hater ('cause my two favorite teams are the Red Sox and anyone who beats the Yankees)
Reverse the CurseThe Billy Goat Curse of the Chicago Cubs
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