Quotes about Food

"I like Chocolate, there is no bad here." Xander-Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Xander: "Aren't you supposed to be drinking tea?"
Giles: "Tea is soothing, I wish to be tense."
Xander: "OK, but you're destroying a a perfectly good stereo type here."
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"There's no problem that can't be solved by chocolate." Buffy-Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"I like pancakes 'cause they're stackable. Oh and waffles 'casue you can put things in the little holes if you want." Buffy-Buffy the Vampire Slayer
“Respect the cruller and tame the donut.” Xander-Buffy the Vampire Slayer
(sung)"Got the double treat,
That's the double sweet,
Oh, it's hard to beat,
When the meats meet."
Buffy-Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"Life is like a box of chocolates, a cheap thoughtless perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you're stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there is nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while there's a peanut butter cup or an English toffee, but they're gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth shattering nuts...If you're desperate enough to eat those, all you have left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers." Cigaret Smoking Man-The X-Files
Mulder: "Is that brain matter?"
Scully: No I'd say it's ground beef." -The X-Files
Janeway:"Are you ready for some home cooking?"
Chakotay: "I'll alert sickbay."
Star Trek: Voyager
Sisko: "What are you doing, you don't cook"
Cassidy: "I know I was just making sure."
Star Trek: Deep Space 9
Pug: "How would you like a knuckle sandwich?"
Zero: "You know I prefer salami."
Field Trip
"Proper dumplings should not bounce." Lister-Red Dwarf
"A curry every night, that can't be good for you." Rimmer-Red Dwarf
"I toast therefore I am." Talkie Toaster-Red Dwarf
"I'm going through a lot of stress right now and cherry pie is a known stress reducer." Tony Scali-The Commish
"If your not going to marry the mother of your kids, you could at least buy some string cheese." Joanie Hanson- Providence
"Who can resist blue cake?" Nurse Hathaway-ER
"Donuts, donuts, donuts, Twin Peaks will be right back." Lucy-Twin Peaks
"It's called a sloppy Joe, not a tidy tid bit." Mary Cherry-Popular
Helen:"Why don't you eat a cookie?"
Ally: "Why don't we split it?"
Ally McBeal
"A frog is not a vegetable, a frog is a meal." Ling-Ally McBeal
"A friend in need is a friend with Kraft Dinner." Phillip -South Park
Stan: "Cartman doesn't know a rainforest from a Poptart."
Cartman: "Yeah I do, Poptarts are frosted."
South Park
"It's very good, it's sugary and there's no fruit in it, those are two of my favorite things." Rosie O'Donnell
"The fact that you eat junk food is very enjoyable to me." Rosie to Pamela Anderson Lee Without the bun, your hands would be covered in meat and cheese." Jack in the Box
"Some cultures are defined by their relationship to cheese." Joon Pearl-Benny and Joon
Sam: "Do you like raisins?"
Joon: "Not really"
Sam: "Why?"
Joon: "They used to be fat and juicy, and now they're twisted like they had their lives stolen. While they taste sweet, but really they're just humiliated grapes."
Benny and Joon
Marion: "What's this?"
Dr. Indiana Jones: "It's a date, you eat 'em!"
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich.-Bumper Sticker
If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going.-Bumper Sticker
Rizzo: "Wait, are you telling me we came out here in the middle of the night for a stupid egg?"
Pepe: "Shh, it could be full of chocolate, okay!" -Muppets From Space
Willow: "I eat danger for breakfast."
Xander: "Oddly enough she panics in the face of breakfast food."
"Anchovies, anchovies, you're so delicious, I love you more than all the other fishes." Dawn Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Trance: "Patching him up is as easy as cake."
Dylan: "Easy as pie."
Trance: "Are you sure about that? I think that making a pie is a lot harder than cake." Andromeda
"There is no substitute for sugar." Brenda-The Closer
"Would you like some dim sum and then some?" Veronica Veronica Mars
"I have low self esteem, but I express it in a healthy way, I eat a box if double stuff Oreos." Miranda sex and the City
"It's called a sloppy Joe, not a tidy tid bit." Mary Cherry Popular
"A frog is not a vegetable, a frog is a meal." Ling Ally McBeal
"Forget it! We got ice cream, who needs a guy." Renée Ling Ally McBeal
"A friend in need is a friend with Kraft Dinner." Phillip south Park
"Running is much better for you than my cooking." Eve Port Charles
"If life gives you carob, then you gotta make a dull boring brownie out of it." Lucy CoePort Charles
"I know some French, wanna hear...croissant." Rosie The Rosie O'Donnell Show
"Cut to the chase and give me some chocolate." Lily Popular
"Would hiding in a cave with a stockpile of chocolate be part of this plan?" Xander Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"The best thing to wrap in chocolate, is more chocolate." Nestle Treasures
"A curry every night, that can't be good for you." Rimmer Red Dwarf
"There's too many coldcuts out there already-here take this scary fruitcake." Bettina Six Feet Under
"Proper dumplings should not bounce." Lister Red Dwarf
“Life without curry is like Laurel with Hardy, the lone Ranger without…that Indian Bloke.” Lister Red Dwarf
Andrew: "I bet even covert operatives eat curley fries, they're really good."
Spike: "Not as good as those onion blossom things." Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"Hi honey, I have your favorites, tuna and ice cream, how 'bout you try not mixing them together." Cordy Angel
Groo:"Thou it's not real mock-ma, it is very close to real."
Cordy: "So it's mock mock-ma" Angel
Finn: "OK, I always wanted to know this." Munch: "What?"
Finn: "Do Twinkies last forever? Give you 20 bucks to take a bite." Law and Order: Special Victims Unit
"It's breakfast, lunch and dinner until we find a hot fudge planet." Chief Tyrol Battlestar Galactica
"I'm gonna stake my own claim and claim my own steak." Mason Dead Like Me
"How can you eat with a dead man at the table." Paulie The Last Supper
Vizzini"No more rhyming and I mean it.
Fezzik:"Anybody want a peanut?" The Princess Bride
"Vegetables can be really sensuous." Otter Animal House
"Food fight!!!" Bluto Animal House
"I can't put back one of these, that would be like saying one of these candy bars is more worthy than the others, and I can't play these kind of favorites." Young Shawn Psych
"Money talks ... but Chocolate SINGS!!" Unknown
"Pink Frosting fixes everything." Marge The Simpsons
"I'm gonna glue my nouth shut with butterscotch." HomerThe Simpsons
Elain: "What is that?"
Jerry: "Veggie sandwich and a grapefruit."
Elain: "What kind of person eats a veggie sandwich and a grapefruit."
Jerry: "A healthy person." Seinfeld
"You may stray, but you'll always return to your dark master, the cocoa bean." Kramer Seinfeld
"Who doesn't serve cake after a meal? What kind of people are they?" Frank Costanza Seinfeld
Homer: "There's peas in my fruit cocktail."
Lisa: "There's peas everywhere!" The Simpsons
"Leave no doughnut behind." Cartman South Park
"Hot pizza, food of kings." Homer The Simpsons
"Who could possibley be late on meatloaf night?" Bart The Simpsons
"MMMM soilent green." Homer The Simpsons
"I was so depressed I ate a jar of expired olives." Selma The Simpsons
"Wanna flick peas." Ceilia Weeds
"Nothing tastes better than someone elses wedding cake." Provenza The Closer
"I'm going to have some vegitarian chili before they get desparate and add meat." Lisa The Simpsons
"The only way these meatballs should be served is with a ping pong paddle." Col. Potter M*A*S*H
"Sometimes the most satisfying meal is the one that you cook yourself." Marge The Simpsons
"I'm always interested in talking about talking about free milk, and if there's cookies involved, so much the better." Homer The Simpsons
"Mr. candy bar doesn't judge you." Cartman South Park
"This has purple stuff inside, purple's a fruit." Homer The Simpsons
"I'd give up chocolate, but I'm no quitter." T-Shirt
"I wear the cheese, it does not wear me." The Cheese Man Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"Being unselfish is a natural high." Homer The Simpsons
"I can't eat any more of this chocolatey goodness." Cartman South Park
"Hey look the aliens are getting ice cream, I guess everything's going to be ok." Stan South Park
"I've never heard the words only and candy in the same sentance." Cartman South Park
"I made your favorite dessert, store bought snack cakes, both kinds!" Marge The Simpsons
"Who knew bio-engineered food would lead to smart puke." Willy the Ground's Keeper The Simpsons
"It's been a long day and only Kraft Dinner will calm my nerves." Phillip South Park
"I'm gonna glue my mouth shut with butterscotch." Homer The Simpsons
"I want some fried sugar." Lisa The Simpsons
"It's just not a party without a melon baller." Marge The Simpsons
"Let's all give into deliciousness." Homer The Simpsons
"Keep looking shocked and move slowly toward the cake." Homer The Simpsons
"A Mounds Bar is not is not a sprinkle, a Twizzler is not a sprinkle, a Jolly Rancher is not a sprinkle sir, perhaps in Siberia, but not here." Apu The Simpsons
"You mean there's been a cake in our freezer for 11 years, why was I not informed?" Homer The Simpsons
"I will not scream for ice cream." Bart on the black board The Simpsons
Don't mess with me I got jimmies." Marge The Simpsons
"My teacher said I need cupcakes to learn." Lisa The Simpsons
"Your father traded our tools for M&M's again." Marge The Simpsons
"A coconut bagel, like poison it tastes." Krusty the Clown The Simpsons
"A little splattered food never hurt anyone." Homer The Simpsons
"I'm looking for something in a dessert burrito." Homer The Simpsons
"Would you like to join me for a dreadful cup of coffee." Bree Desparate Housewives
"Who brings roast beef to a desert island?" Morgan Chuck
"MMMM unexplained bacon." Homer The Simpsons
"Meatloaf, my most hated of all loaves." Homer The Simpsons
"I can't have juice with donuts, it's not natural." Susan Desparate Housewives
"I am a horrible person, I chose raviloli over motherhood." Lynette Desparate Housewives
"Ah, the last peanut, overflowing with the oil and salt of its departed brothers." Homer The Simpsons
"Silly customer, you can not hurt a Twinkie." Apu The Simpsons
"Let's celebrate-more chocolate!" Gabby Desparate Housewives
”I can’t be a vegetarian, I love the taste of death.” Bart The Simpsons
"Ice cream isn't eating, it's licking." Bobby The Brady Bunch
"Why didn't anyone tell me tasty things taste fo good." Human Bender Futurama
Lisa: “I hear a noise coming from the kitchen.”
Homer: “That’s where the food sleeps.” The Simpsons
"When boys don;t eat chke, there's gotta be a reason." Alice The Brady Bunch
Greg: "Robbers never start in the kitchen."
Peter: "Well why not?"
Greg: "Who wants to steal lettuce and tomatoes?"

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