Latrine

Kermit: "Fozzie, tell me you didn't wash your hands."
Fozzie: "Of course I did, Mom said always wash your hands."
Kermit: "Yes, but not when you're wearing invisibility spay."
Fozzie: "Mom said no exceptions, never never."
Muppets From Space

Have a seat. Relax, don't fall in!

"If anyone's looking for me, I'll be in the porcelain reading room." Det. John Munch Law and Order: Special Victims Unit

"Why should I go inside, the world is my toilet now!" Bart Simpson The Simpsons

Do you need a Newspaper?
Boston Phoenix or LA Weekly or New Haven Advocate or The Onion.

THE LATRINE SONG

I know a place where no one ever goes,
it's the latrine, you better hold your nose.
A little tiny box, dug beneath the ground,
if you gotta go there, you better turn around.
Only a place is beauty to the eyes,
soggy toilet paper makes you want to cry.
Now I know why God made this world for me,
and not for you, but for me!

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