Vampire Quotes
- "Those wacky vampires, that's why I love them, they just keep ya guessing." Xander Harris-Buffy the Vampire Slayer
- "I don't like vampires, I'm gonna take a stand and say they are not good." Xander Harris- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
- Joyce: "He's crazy, he'll kill us."
Spike: "Not while I breath, well I don't actually breath..." -Buffy the Vampire Slayer
- Buffy:"Angel's a vampire, I thought you knew."
Cordelia: "Oh he's a vampire of course, but the cuddly kind, like a Care Bear with fangs." -Buffy the Vampire Slayer
- "Can we eat a doctor, so we can get a stethascope and hear my heart not beating." Harmony-Buffy the Vampire Slayer
- "Being a vampire sucks." Harmony-Buffy the Vampire Slayer
- "I'm only 126" Spike-Buffy the Vampire Slayer
- "I've known corpses with a fresher smell, in fact, I've been one." Spike-Buffy the Vampire Slayer
- “You scared me half to death or more death.” Spike-Buffy the Vampire Slayer
- Spike: (Imitating girl)"How can I thank you , you big mysterious, black clad hunk of a night thing.
Spike: (imitating Angel)"No need little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a bad ass vampire, but love and a pesky curse defanged me and now I'm just a big fluffy puppy with bad teeth...Evil is still afoot...quickly to the Angelmobile away!"-Angel
- Oz: "Does he have a gun a hat and a gun?"
Cordelia: "Just fangs."
Oz: "That works."-Angel
- Angel: "Give me a stake!"
Cordy: "What? It's 8 in the morning."-Angel
- “…the only person I can stand to be around is a neutered vampire who cheats at kitten poker.” Buffy to Spike-Buffy the Vampire Slayer
- “I love children, I could just eat ‘em up.” Darla-Angel
- "Vampires...sloth demons...you know what is really, really evil? Tequila." Cordy-Angel
- “It’s not that vampires don’t photograph, it’s just that they don’t photograph well.” Cordy-Angel
- “You know, I’m really tired of this ‘Vampire Killed My Sister’ song. Know anything else, like say ‘McArthur Park’?” Angel to Gunn-Angel
- “After 400 years of death and destruction, seems to me, you get voted off the island.” Cordy to Angel regarding Darla-Angel
- "Do I look 500?" Angel-Angel
- “I happen to be the greatest mass murderer you ever met." Angel-Angel
- "I'm a single undead girl trying to make it in the city. I have to start somewhere, and they're evil, they don't judge." Harmony-Angel
- "Honey of a story...the Vampire slayerboth men love and both men lost, oh I could sell that to any studio in a heart beat. I see Depp and Bloom." Lorne-Angel
- Scully: "Well it's obviously not a vampire."
Mulder: "Why?"
Scully: "Because they don't exist."-The X-Files
- "For all we know Dracula could be Bram Stoker's bloodsucking lawyer." Nick Boyle Polergeist: The Legacy
- Coroner:"I do my best work at night."
Nick: "Yeah, so do vampires." Polergeist: The Legacy
- "I don't really like being dead, it's quit annoying actually." Lucien Lacroix-Forever knight
- "Stay out of the sun, keep away from sharp sticks, you'll live forever, that is supposed to be the deal." Nick Knight-Forever knight
- "He's looking at Interview with a Vampire, he's obviously gay." Jack-Dawson's Creek
- “I suppose Dracula doesn’t use bleach, huh? He’s a darks only man.” Xander to Anya
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
- "Double shot of O neg. Make it the good stuff, I don't want no bloody orangutan."
- “I will serve you, your excellent spookiness.” Xander to Dracula Buffy the Vampire Slayer
- “Sunnydale rule of thumb, avoid white-skinned men in capes.” Buffy to JoyceBuffy the Vampire Slayer
- Vampire: "Don't you want to live forever?"
Mulder:
"Not if drawstring pants come back in style." The X-Files
- "You know I've always wondered how many chunks you gotta chop a vampire in before it goes all dust bunny on you." Skip Angel
- "I am what I am and I don't think Betty Ford takes vampires." Nick Knight Forever Knight
- "What's more human, to drink a litte cow blood once in a while or to commit cold blooded murder?" Nick Forever Knight
- "Old friend takes on a whole new meaning with you." Natalie Forever Knight
- "Vampires are make believe, just like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos." Homer The Simpsons
- "When you love forever it's disappointing how little humans change." Mick Moonlight
- "A prison is not a vampire's friend." Joe Moonlight
- "People don't react well when you tell them you're undead." Mick Moonlight
- "What do you get when you put a vampire in the middle of the desert? Maybe no more vampire." Mick Moonlight
- "You can't kill the undead silly." Flanders The Simpsons
- "Perpetual coolness, it's a vampires curse." Mick Moonlight
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